Gnome-Be-Gone Meets Jaws
The Sugarpost Small GBG Shark Bite is a hand-welded steel Gnome-Be-Gone monster riding a surfboard — with a shark taking a chunk out of it. At ~6" tall, it's equal parts terrifying and hilarious, and it looks great anywhere you dare to put it.
The Sugarpost Story
Artist Fred Conlon started with a pile of WWII surplus helmets and a grandfather's wisdom: "War moves quickly. Peace, on the other hand, moves slowly." From that spark came turtles, ladybugs, and eventually the Gnome-Be-Gone — a monster on a mission, one ridiculous adventure at a time.
Why You'll Love It
- 🦈 Shark bite surfboard feature — the most metal thing in your garden
- 🔨 Hand-welded steel — built tough, indoors or out
- 📏 ~6" tall — perfect for shelves, desks, and garden spots
- ♻️ Made from recycled steel components — art with a conscience
- 🎁 Unforgettable gift for surfers, ocean lovers, and collectors
Handmade in the USA. No two are exactly alike.